… but there is already too much shit on the internet.
My daughter Alissa likes to make every living thing she finds her pet. This took place earlier this week.
Daddy I found a fly!
That’s nice sweetheart.
I’ve named it Rainbow.
Why have you given it a name?
It’s my pet fly.
No its not.
Yes it is. I’ve made a home for it and everything!
That home better not be in the house.
Sad face, Its in my room.
What are you keeping it in?
A jar.
You can’t keep it, but if you bring it here we will set it free in the backyard.
But Daaaad!
No buts, just go get it.
OoooKaaay.
A few minutes later.
Here it is Daddy.
Alissa, what is that in your jar?
Rainbow.
No, the other thing.
Pooh.
You have been keeping a jar of pooh in your room?
Just today.
Don’t tell your mom.
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Your daughter's a jem! That's the sort of thing my girls would do. Except the poo part.
I hope.
Been watching "A Bug's Life", I see.
If Alissa and Em (my budding pet freak) ever became friends, I'd hate to see what would get stored in a jar...
Great post, man!
As an entomologist I am proud of Alissa. However, I am constantly amazed how you manage to work poo into an entry. You my friend are a master scatologist.
At least it was a jar. My sister used to keep her "friends" in a locket around her neck to keep them close. Every morning she'd be sad that they'd died and would go find a new moth friend.
It was funny, but we shared a room and I found the pile of dead bugs really gross.
OMG, is this what I have to look forward to? That's it. I'm selling my children.
Elizabeth- You never know, pooh is always possible.
Chris- We should arange a play date. They can use your silverware for collecting "stuff."
Nora- Maybe I should say frass instead of pooh.
Miranda- The drama whenever one of the "pets" croaks is pretty deep too.
Steph- I can't believe little bit of pooh is going gross you out. You ARE the one who wants to play with dead things.
LOL That is GREAT! lol A pet fly...? lol Classic stuff!
Same old frass different day as I say.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
It amazes me how earnest kids are about the craziest things. Like pet flies and pooh in a jar.
I just find this hilarious. Of course it wasn't my child with the pooh....LOL
-S.
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