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Saturday, January 26, 2008
Don't Call CPS
It’s not abuse if they like it, right? Look at her. She looks happy! I can’t keep her out the stupid thing. Seriously, she keeps asking us if she can sleep in it. My life would sure be a lot easier if all I had to do was keep her in the crate when I needed to. Think of the babysitting money I could save.
Its not like Ernie likes using it. He prefers to sleep under the bed. I guess that is OK since he has been kind enough to pull out all of the crap that was underneath it. This won't last long. He is growing so fast he won't fit under there in another month.
That's so odd. My little sister was totally the same when she was young. She loved being in the crate. As a matter of fact, there was a period of her life that she COMPLETELY thought she was a horse. We had to have talks with her that went along the lines of, "Ok, it's time to be a human now...."
Uhmm.....is that sarcasm? ;-) You should know me better than that by now, Tom. After all, I'm on your list of other blogs that require PPE. That's GOT to be SOME sort of clue!
Malathionman was a charactor in the movie Bleak Future. The profile picture is Malathionman. That's me! I'm not really an actor. I just knew the kid who made the flick. A few years later I adopted 3 kids, went back to college and got a degree in Turf Management, and changed careers. I currently work as an assistant golf course superintendent and hope to become a superintendent in the near future.
It’s not abuse if they like it, right? Look at her. She looks happy! I can’t keep her out the stupid thing. Seriously, she keeps asking us if she can sleep in it. My life would sure be a lot easier if all I had to do was keep her in the crate when I needed to. Think of the babysitting money I could save. 
Its not like Ernie likes using it. He prefers to sleep under the bed. I guess that is OK since he has been kind enough to pull out all of the crap that was underneath it. This won't last long. He is growing so fast he won't fit under there in another month.
7 comments:
A little role reversal but hey... it looks like everyone's happy! ;)
Now, you may have a problem if you strap the crate to the top of your car...
Kids and dogs...lol Wow. Cute pics!!! :o)
GAWD that's funny!!
That's so odd. My little sister was totally the same when she was young. She loved being in the crate. As a matter of fact, there was a period of her life that she COMPLETELY thought she was a horse. We had to have talks with her that went along the lines of, "Ok, it's time to be a human now...."
Uhmm.....is that sarcasm? ;-) You should know me better than that by now, Tom. After all, I'm on your list of other blogs that require PPE. That's GOT to be SOME sort of clue!
I remember loving squeezing into small spaces as a kid. Then I got fat and claustrophobic.
To answer your question. Yes, may I borrow your weedwacker? I'll probably need to do my legs too.
Just be glad your wife hasn't tried to stuff you in it.
Nice pix, dude.
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