… but there is already too much shit on the internet.
My daughter Alissa likes to make every living thing she finds her pet. This took place earlier this week.
Daddy I found a fly!
That’s nice sweetheart.
I’ve named it Rainbow.
Why have you given it a name?
It’s my pet fly.
No its not.
Yes it is. I’ve made a home for it and everything!
That home better not be in the house.
Sad face, Its in my room.
What are you keeping it in?
You can’t keep it, but if you bring it here we will set it free in the backyard.
No buts, just go get it.
A few minutes later.
Here it is Daddy.
Alissa, what is that in your jar?
No, the other thing.
You have been keeping a jar of pooh in your room?
Don’t tell your mom.