Sunday, February 25, 2007

99 Bottles Of Shampoo On The Wall......

Only here at “Wear Gloves And Protective Eyewear” will you see the horrors of a family shower posted for the world to see! My wife would kill me if she knew I was doing this.

This is the shower nobody sees, the one in the master bedroom. It’s the one everyone likes to use. If you don’t have company for a while, it could be a month before you clean it.

As you can see, there is a lot of stuff going on in my shower. Shaving legs, buffing rough skin, shampooing, conditioning, and bailing (I guess that’s what the bucket is for) are all events happening in that little 3x3 cubicle.

I count 21 bottles or items in my shower. There are no empty bottles. There is at least one application of stuff in each bottle. I asked my wife if we needed
everything that belonged to her in the shower. She said yes, like I didn’t know what that answer would be. If I chuck the stuff it will just be replaced with a new bottle, so why bother.

So I got 21 things in my shower. Can anybody beat that, or do all of you out there in blogland keep a tidy shower?


Chris said...

No tidy showers here. Our master is also the main one used. At last count we had nearly the same number of items, but at least a third of our contents are Barbies. 6-8 of them. All naked. Sometimes I feel like a sheik with a harem :)

I like the new look, although I struggle to read red on black. Just like the brother in
"Little Miss Sunshine", I could never be a fighter pilot. I can't read the numbers in the dots either.

Hope you had a great 43rd, dude!

Malathionman said...

Chris-All the new entries will be in a color that contrasts with the black. So us old guys can read it.

Natalie said...

Oh, you so totally made me look. S and I have only 12 items in our shower/tub. I thought that was a lot but then I looked at the etagere' just outside the shower and there are about ten more items there. They won't fit on the shelf in the shower.

You crack me up. I can't believe you actually took pictures of the shower and posted 'em.