… coming again to save the mother-fucking day!
If you haven’t seen Team America, you have no idea where the hell that came from. If you want to hear the theme song to that movie go here, it’s pretty funny.
A few months ago we hired a guy to fill the spot I vacated with my promotion. He is from Canada. Nelson is one of the nicest guys I know, so I must kick his ass as much as possible on the golf course. It has become quite the America versus Canada rivalry. Right now the score is America 5, Canada 3.
Last Friday I teamed up with Stephanie the fitness manager at my country club for a little match play action against Nelson and his buddy Brett from Calgary. Once again Team America was victorious. We do this all in fun, but it sometimes gets a little serious on the course. Stephanie has played golf with Nelson and me before, but hasn’t been part of the whole “America vs. Canada” thing. She was definitely into it.
Nelson and I have started playing tennis now. I think he thought because I’m a little heavier and older than him that he was going to school me on the courts. I believe the quote was, “I’m going to make you cry like a little girl”. America 2, Canada 0.