Sunday, March 18, 2007

America Fuck Yeah...

… coming again to save the mother-fucking day!

If you haven’t seen Team America, you have no idea where the hell that came from. If you want to hear the theme song to that movie go here, it’s pretty funny.

A few months ago we hired a guy to fill the spot I vacated with my promotion. He is from Canada. Nelson is one of the nicest guys I know, so I must kick his ass as much as possible on the golf course. It has become quite the America versus Canada rivalry. Right now the score is America 5, Canada 3.

Last Friday I teamed up with Stephanie the fitness manager at my country club for a little match play action against Nelson and his buddy Brett from Calgary. Once again Team America was victorious. We do this all in fun, but it sometimes gets a little serious on the course. Stephanie has played golf with Nelson and me before, but hasn’t been part of the whole “America vs. Canada” thing. She was definitely into it.


Nelson and I have started playing tennis now. I think he thought because I’m a little heavier and older than him that he was going to school me on the courts. I believe the quote was, “I’m going to make you cry like a little girl”. America 2, Canada 0.

10 comments:

VENTL8R said...

Love it! You could also have the "Blame Canada" song from South Park on your blog. But in their defense, they have already apologized from Bryan Adams on multiple occassions.

Don't know where you got the idea that I'm nice and innocent. Maybe my blog is my outlet.....

Miranda said...

Just don't try hockey!

Malathionman said...

Kristi-Bun looks like Cartman. :)

Miranda-You are so right. He actually follows Jr. Hockey in Canada. By the way, GO DUCKS! :)

Natalie said...

I think, just to be fair, ya'll need to head out and do a little curling. I am not really sure what that is but I hear it is decidedly Canadian.

Then, when you are done, you can get a manny/peddy and do some waxing.

ha!

ventl8r said...

It's not one of "those" movies - nothing further than kissing.

Sorry to disappoint. ;-)

ventl8r said...

It's not one of "those" movies - nothing further than kissing.

Sorry to disappoint. ;-)

Stepmonster said...

I think that from this point on... you shall be called "Captain AMerica"

Malathionman said...

Natalie-Nelson has said he would totally kick my ass at curling.

Miranda said...

Stupid Ducks. They wont make it past the second round. My Sharks, however, are going to go all the way! ;)

This is a really exciting playoff stretch league wide; great time to be a hockey fan!

Herself said...

Canadians are so gracious, yet determined. I am married to one of them. I remember when I tried to tell him that Elvis Stoiko was American. I stood corrected. This is one of the best jokes he has told me:
Why do Canadians do it doggie style?

So they can both watch the hockey game!