Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Butt Plug Not Included

Tonight is softball night. I play on the team that MVCC put together. I haven’t played ball for about 8 years so the wheels are kind of rusty. I was reluctant to play because of how out of shape I have gotten, but the rest of the guys really wanted me to play, and it has turned out to be very fun.

I think we are going to keep the team together and play more after this season is over. This has inspired me to try and get into a little better shape. It is my intention to just loose some bad habits and get my big butt moving more. Hopefully that will help me get around the bases a little faster.

My wife told me that she supports me 100%. In fact, she’s tired of supporting 100% of me, she would prefer to only support about 80% of me, if you know what I mean. :) Anyways, she came home with some new “stuff” for people who are trying to diet. Stuff I’m not sure I’m going to try.

This dietary aid is supposed to block the digestion of fat. So I guess what happens is that the fat you eat just passes through your body, this may cause some unpleasant side effects. You may poop your pants! The instructions actually tell you not start using the product until you have an entire day that you can stay home, just incase! Sherri is so supportive; she is going to try it out first.

How many guys can say their wives would do that for them? I’m so lucky.

12 comments:

Leucantha` said...

Now that I have caught my breath after connecting that to your title. I wonder about a product with that side effect. ...ewww!

Chris said...

You had me a "butt plug". Good luck with the getting in shape thing. Where should I send your/Sherrie's case of "Ooops I crapped my pants!"?

Great run of music lately, man. Van Morrison, now Rick Springfield. That and "Jessie's Girl" were played quiet often in my house. How 'bout diggin' up "Jenny (867-5309)"?

Malathionman said...

Dude, Tommy Two Tone played at my Grad Night at Disneyland. '82

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Alright, this title? Best ever.

What's with the meds? Maybe they're just trying to shame you into eating less.

stepmonster said...

It's called the Alli Oops! Just ask to borrow some of her maxi pads in case.

Herself said...

I remember when that product first came out. The phrase "anal leakage" always stuck with me.

Elizabeth said...

You could always have a package of Depends handy.... Oh, man... that's just....ewwwwww!!!

Tammie Jean said...

I think it's easier to get in shape when you're doing something fun and have people to help you keep at it, so the softball sounds perfect!

The "product" sounds kinda yucky, but I'm curious to know if it works. How nice of your wife to try it out first!

VENTL8R said...

I choose not to comment about this post, but will comment that you won!

Elizabeth said...

Men who practice yoga rock. ;)

Patty O said...

Hi, I'm Pat.

That sounds like a lot of fun, softball. I'd probably do it if there were any leagues around my area. God knows I need to get in shape too.

Patty O said...

Uhh, yeah I thought I saw that Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of California of Los Angeles logo on your blog. Are they ever going to change that name?

And according to our schedule, Anaheim's next on our hit list this week after we finish off the Mariners, now that we finally friggin' won at Safeco tonight. We'll see if those Halos stand a chance.